30 Least Hot Things You Can Say To A Naked Woman

The 30 least hot things you can say to a naked woman. Based on The 30 hottest things you can say to a naked woman, via Metafilter, (who claims it's via defective yeti, except it's *on* defective yeti, but who cares?)

Highlights:

• "I can't stop touching you. Stupid OCD."
• While looking at moonlight reflecting on the ceiling: "What do you see? I see Gene Hackman."
• Any use of the word "hot." Especially: "You're so hot" or "Ever since we ate that dim sum I haven't felt so hot."

Posted by Ted Stevko at March 19, 2005 05:33 PM