30 Least Hot Things You Can Say To A Naked Woman
The 30 least hot things you can say to a naked woman
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, (who claims it's via defective yeti, except it's *on* defective yeti, but who cares?)
Posted by Ted Stevko at March 19, 2005 05:33 PM
- "I can't stop touching you. Stupid OCD."
- While looking at moonlight reflecting on the ceiling: "What do you see? I see Gene Hackman."
- Any use of the word "hot." Especially: "You're so hot" or "Ever since we ate that dim sum I haven't felt so hot."